1.
Juices that say 100% pure but are really from concentrate!
2.
Martha Stuart.
3.
Low Budget Game Shows.
4.
Canadian TV.
5.
Kathy Lee Gifford.
6.
People who throw away their grass trimmings (I'm a garbage man!)
7.
Belly Button Lint.
8.
People who say that Batman is dumb.
9.
People who don't think the Rock is tough.
10.
Saggy Boobs.
11.
The smell at Sarcan.
12.
Mike Bullard.
13.
Inbreads.
14.
Tabloids.
15.
Plots in Pornos.
16.
People who want to bang my Mom.
17.
People who tell me that I'm like my Mother.
18.
People who think their accomplishing something by trimming the
fuck out of the town's trees.
19.
Thumb Tacks.
20.
Prostitutes that charge too much.
21.
CBC
22.
Kids with expensive cars.
23.
Dog Shit.
24.
The sound that cows make (ie: MOO).
25.
Homos.
26.
Non-Alcholic Beverages.
27.
Boxer Shorts that rip easily.
28.
Welfare.